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Wine tasting is total and utter bullshit. Fruity, heavy, oaky, and earthy? Fuck me sideways. I once saw a TV show which had blind tests of wines. The experts couldn’t even tell fucking white wine from fucking red wine. The best they managed was to tell grape juice from actual wine. Congratulations. Even I can do that. Wine tasting is the most retarded thing. Just drink that shit and admit that you’re doing it because you want to get tipsy.